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Netflix Film Review “Devil” (2010) #NetflixReviews @MNIGHTSHYAMALAN

September 26, 20203/5, film reviewBojana Novakovic, Bokeem Woodbine, Brian Nelson, Caroline Dhavernas, Chris Messina, concept piece, Craig Eldridge, Devil, Devil (2010), Geoffrey Arend, high concept, horror, horror-mystery, Jacob Vargas, Jenny O'Hara, Joe Cobden, John Erick Dowdle, Joshua Peace, Logan Marshall-Green, M Knight Shyamalan, Matt Craven, murder-mystery, mystery, mystery-horror-thriller, Rudy Webb, Sixth Sense, The Happening, The Twilight Zone, Vincent Laresca, Zoie Palmerbryanajparry

When the Devil’s near … Toast falls jelly-side down

Devil is a murder-mystery concept piece set mainly in the confines of a lift. Five strangers enter said lift together only to get stuck between floors. Bad enough, you might think. But when one of the five is murdered during a momentary blackout, all Hell breaks loose. Meanwhile outside, our intrepid damaged-goods Policeman tries to solve the unfolding lift-based mystery whilst keeping his shit together.

Devil could have made a good episode of The Twilight Zone (albeit, without the scenes outside the lift). As it was, Devil made for a tense and entertaining horror-mystery. Coming from the mind of M. Knight Shyamalan, there is of course a twist ending, which is reasonably effective, although not totally unforeseeable. And being an M. Knight movie, we can play some Shyamalan Bingo™:

there was some flabby and ridiculous dialogue (“When he’s [the Devil] near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt.”),
a somewhat awkwardly shoehorned religious aspect (handled clumsily with the gibbering Mexican Catholic expositor),
cheesiness (the awkward mattress salesman and his banter),
and a damaged protagonist suffering from a traumatic loss.

Despite this, the story was lean and tightly plotted. The characters were fairly believable. The performances were all decent. The movie had a kind of Eli Roth vibe to it, which is good or bad depending on your viewpoint, and a TV serial feel. Perhaps the film benefited from M. Knight sharing the writing duties.

Very enjoyable, albeit not Oscar-worthy. A middling Shyamalan movie: no Sixth Sense, but thankfully no The Happening, either.

3/5

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Netflix Film Review “A Stranger Outside” a.k.a. “Babysitters Nightmare” (2018) #NETFLIXREVIEWS @BRITT_UNDERWOOD @JAKEHELGREN @MARKGROSSMAN @JETJURGENSMEYER @SHANICAKNOWLES

September 20, 20202/5, film review#NetflixReviews, @britt_underwood, @JakeHelgren, @JetJurgensmeyer, @KERMODEMOVIE, @MarkGrossman, @ShanicaKnowles, @THEFILMREVIEW, A Stranger Outside, A Stranger Outside (2018), Anna Faris, baby-sitter horror, Brittany Underwood, cat-and-mouse, film, film blog, film review, film reviews, horror movie, Jake Helgren, Jet Jurgensmeyer, Mark Grossman, Michael Chandler, movie, movie blog, movie review, movies, Netflix, netflix film, Netflix review, Regina Hall, Scary Movie, Scream, serial killer, Shanica Knowles, slasher, thriller, TV Moviebryanajparry

imagine a Scary Movie where the wonderful Anna Faris and Regina Hall actually thought they were giving solid dramatic turns.

A baby-sitter finds herself trapped in a house playing cat and mouse with a masked serial killer. Sound familiar? A Stranger Outside is standard ’90s Scream-style shlock, albeit without the self-awareness. But it wins points for some interesting plot ideas. For example, the baby-sitter is really a nurse who has taken the gig as a way of getting some easy cash after suffering a career and confidence crisis due to the death of a vulnerable child in her care.

The first half of the movie was trite, and the acting was a little over-the-top, although our lead Brittany Underwood was giving a decent turn. The less said of the performances by her co-stars Mark Grossman (boyfriend Jeremy), Michael Chandler (incompetent Dr Mixer), Jet Jurgensmeyer (baby-sittee Toby), or best friend Kaci (Shanica “No Relation” Knowles), the better. Things really fall apart in comedy style when the killer starts a-killing. The Scary Movie-like knife thrusts, slicing through pieces of paper, cowering beside counters, and hysterical screaming were beyond absurd; imagine a Scary Movie where the wonderful Anna Faris and Regina Hall actually thought they were giving solid dramatic turns.

This film is also oddly disjointed. The first half, a 90s throwback cliché, albeit mildly entertaining. The second half, a spoof movie not realising it’s a spoof movie. Indescribably awful, but in its awfulness, thoroughly enjoyable nonsense. A jumble of decent scenes and terrible scenes, passable acting and insanely awful acting, make for a diverting 90 minutes.

So bad it’s almost good. But not quite.

2/5

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Netflix Film Review “The Invisible Guardian” A.K.A. “El Guardián Invisible” (2017) #NETFLIXREVIEWS #150WORDREVIEW #DoloresRedondo #ElGuardianInvisible #TheInvisibleGuardian

September 15, 2020150 word review, 3/5, film review#150WordReview, 150 word review, Alfonso Álvarez de Toledo, Aloisius Dupree, Amaia Salazar, Basque, Basque Language, Baztan, Benn Northover, Colin McFarlane, Doctor Basterra, Dolores Redondo, Dr. San Martín, El Basajaún, El guardián invisible, Elvira Mínguez, Euskadi, euskal herria, Euskara, Euskera, Fermín Montés, Fernando González Molina, Fernando Velazquez, Flora Salazar, Francesc Orella, Itziar Aizpuru, Jonan Etxaide, Luiso Berdejo, Manolo Solo, Marta Etura, Miquel Fernández, Nafarroa, Navarra, Navarre, Nene, Offering to the Storm, Paco Tous, Pamplona, Patricia López Arnaiz, Pedro Casablanc, Ramón Barea, Rosaura Salazar, Tía Engrasi, The Basque Country, The Legacy of the Bones, txantxigorribryanajparry

nature itself almost seems a character

A female inspector, Amaia (Marta Etura), battles both her own demons and against a religiously-inspired serial killer whose lust for murder shows no sign up letting up.

Set in the haunting, rain-sodden countryside of the Basque Country, nature itself almost seems a character in its own right as embodied by the mythological “Invisible Guardian” of the forest. But Pan’s Labyrinth fantasy this is not; The Invisible Guardian is gritty, and gut-punchingly real.

The beautiful cinematography brings alive the unique culture and atmosphere of the Basque Country. The acting is first rate. The story was tightly plotted and interesting with shades of the Wallander books. This is the first of three films based on Delores Redondo’s books. Crime fiction fans should give it a go, it might be mildly entertaining for the general viewer.

3/5

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Star Trek: Picard Season One Review @SIRPATSTEW @STARTREK @STARTREKCBS #STARTREK #STARTREKPICARD

September 6, 20203-5, episode review, TV#StarTrek, Amazon, Amazon Prime, Brent Spiner, Broken Pieces, Captain Jean Luc Picard, conspiracy, Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown, Data, Et In Arcadia Ego, Et In Arcadia Ego Part 2, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 8, GoT, GOT8, Jean Luc Picard, Lieutenant Commander Data, Narissa, Peyton List, Picard, plot, Prime Video, Romulan, Romulus, Soji, Star Trek, Star Trek: Picardbryanajparry

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the writers need to stop introducing deep story threads … and then resolving them … in one scene or through exposition.

Star Trek: Picard promised much, returning as it would to some of the franchise’s most beloved characters, notably Captain Jean-Luc Picard himself. The eponymous series starts with Picard in semi-comatose retirement, whiling his time away on his vineyard, when, suddenly, his retirement-cum-autoeuthanasia is rudely disrupted by a gatecrashing stranger with an extraordinary story.

The excitement of spending time with Picard and co again was mildly tainted by the stench that this was just an easy paycheque for Patrick Stewart. Plus, his rants on Brexit and Trump, even if you agree, boded badly for this series executive produced by the man himself; would this merely be Stewart in soapbox mode? However, these fears were unfounded. Picard got off to a slow but steady start, before launching into warp nine in the season’s second act, before stumbling and tripping in act three. Did it come off the rails? Not at all. But the ending was unworthy of the journey. The old characters were of course nice, but it’s the new characters that were refreshing: all the hallmarks of classic Trek characters, without feeling derivative. A great new batch of characters for the Trek canon.

If Game of Thrones is the yardstick (bar season eight) for streaming series, then ST:P isn’t quite the full 36 inches. But it’s not bad, either. Far from it. There was no single episode that you could call “poor”, although some were distinctly weaker than others. The worst episode was solid and serviceable; the best: first rate exciting television. This show could go far. But the writers need to stop introducing deep story threads and backstories and then resolving them within the very same episode, worst of all, in one scene or through exposition. This show seems more accessible to non-Trekkies than any other Star Trek series, including Discovery, but still seems Trek enough for Trekkies; maybe it’s found that Goldilocks zone that much of the franchise has failed to find.

All’s well that ends well? Yes. And if the finale had been stronger, season one would have gained a four star rating. But the box-ticking logic-chucking way the first season ended somewhat soured the thing. All in all, I am cautiously optimistic for season two. A good show for Trekkies and a good show for newbs.

3/5

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